I’m completely aware that no-one is going to read this. I basically created this blog to convince myself that while I’m studying to become a dirty and pretentious freelanceselfemployedjokeofanartist I could comfort my mind with the idea that if I swim deep enough into the corners of my neural pathways I’m able to conjure up something remotely creative, entertaining and thought provoking.

This means that I’ll have to talk about things that I know a lot about.. problem is I actually don’t know anything relatively useful/worth contributing to the internet. To give you the best analogy, I’m basically the female version of Fry (CEEBS). I am Exhibit A of the lazy products of the internet generation. I spent my whole childhood sitting in front of the television (probs why I have the fitness of a Biggest Loser contestant and vision of your favourite hipster’s DSLR… nothing is in focus when I take my contact lenses out) and my whole adolescence editing on Wikipedia and using all my bandwidth watching fancams of k-pop stars on Youtube. I’ve always hoped that the information could be used to save the planet.. so far its given people the impression that I like celebrities and fictional characters better than my real life friends.

I’ll probably end up complaining about how particular people in my life irritate me because of their lack of taste in music and film (probably just general ignorance as well), which I guess could be the platform of this blog. In other words, I’m just gonna bitch a tiny bit, feel convicted, write a post about how forgiving and almighty God is, insert a few pop culture references and testify to be a living proof that a person’s opinions is not always shaped by their parents or friends but through the arthritis-inducing activity of flicking channels and keyboard smashing.